These are fine examples of haiku, composed for your pleasure by Bill Dubert and presented by FuckYouHaiku.com, a website whose name curses at you for reasons known only to legendary actor Gary Oldman. Every damned thing on here is copyright Bill Dubert. All Rights Reserved, whatever that means.
Interesting fact: every haiku on here conforms to the 5-7-5 format not only in English, but also when translated to Japanese. Seriously, try it out.